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The Institut für Kunststoffverarbeitung in Industrie und Handwerk (IKV), the Institute for Plastics Processing in Industry and Trade at the Rheinisch-Westfälische Technische Hochschule Aachen, Germany, is a teaching and research institute for the study of plastics technology. It stands for practice-oriented research, innovation and technology transfer. The focus of the IKV is the integrative view of product development in the material, construction and processing sectors, in particular in plastics and rubber. The sponsor is a non-profit association that currently includes around 300 companies from the plastics industry worldwide and through which the institute maintains a close connection between industry and science. In addition, the IKV is a member of the Arbeitsgemeinschaft industrieller Forschungsvereinigungen \"Otto von Guericke\" (AiF).
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Chase-Hubbard-Williams House is a historic home located at Lockport in Niagara County, New York. It is a stone structure built in 1870 in the Italianate style. A 1900 remodeling was in the Colonial Revival style. In 1958, the property was acquired by the Presbytery of Buffalo and Niagara and converted to a nursing home. It is one of approximately 75 stone residences remaining in the city of Lockport.
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