{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
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{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
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